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   messageicon I can't wait until I'm old enough to get my own zombie .......a lot of people at the retirement home have walkers
←Rate | 07-19-2014 13:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever wonder if someone trusts you? grab the hammer & say "hold the nail"
←Rate | 07-14-2014 05:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight the sky will be like most of my family.....pretty well lit up
←Rate | 07-04-2014 17:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sitting here watching "102 Dalmations" & I wonder if Lady Gaga got her fashion sense from Cruella De Vil
←Rate | 06-07-2014 14:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mike Tyson , Miguel Olivo .....if the zombies do come, it looks like they're starting as athletes 1st
←Rate | 05-20-2014 21:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's a little ironic when a gay guy gets drafted to the Rams....im sure he does a lot of ramming
←Rate | 05-12-2014 21:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to be treated like a king... so I thought of going to Burger King & lying about it being my birthday
←Rate | 05-07-2014 22:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can call me "Han" cause I've been solo for so long now
←Rate | 05-04-2014 16:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the irony is a group of blacks picked the white cotton guy out.....for life
←Rate | 04-29-2014 21:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think Hawaiian Airlines should change slogan to "we do wheely well"
←Rate | 04-28-2014 00:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a tow truck hauls an RV, does that make the tow guy a "home-wrecker"?
←Rate | 04-23-2014 01:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if someone is bipolar & bisexual, are they a "quad"?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 23:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my dyslexic neighbor keeps looking for his god
←Rate | 04-20-2014 22:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the man in the moon is so embarrassed....look how red he is
←Rate | 04-15-2014 00:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a lot of single women claim they're looking for "Mr. Right" so maybe I should change my last name to "Right"......then all these women will be wanting me
←Rate | 04-15-2014 00:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's not "stalking" .....it's "starting a secret fan club that only has 1 member"
←Rate | 04-14-2014 21:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter is coming up soon. the parents with multiple kids are kinda lucky......you'll have more than 1 chocolate bunny in the refrigerator & we know they like to reproduce.....never-ending supply of chocolate
←Rate | 04-10-2014 23:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a "selfie"?....that's a "groupie"
←Rate | 03-31-2014 02:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why does the drive-thru ATM have braille?....what blind person is driving a car?
←Rate | 03-29-2014 13:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon redneck version of ChromeBook ....go to the library & get a book....wrap duct tape all over the covers....you chromed your book
←Rate | 03-26-2014 14:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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