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   messageicon There's no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 16:03 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I can park here because my hazards are on.” Seems legit.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 16:00 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of a fox, I would have had the Carfax mascot be a fax machine.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 15:54 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend was admitted to the hospital last night. She's in the Expensive Care Unit.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:17 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not crap your pants.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:16 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world would be a much cleaner place if we just gave blind people brooms instead of canes.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:15 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there wasn't such thing as a last minute I'd never get anything done.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:14 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump because you've invested so much time in the relationship.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:13 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:12 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet guys named Matt who take yoga classes get picked on a lot.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:10 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I have become addicted to interventions. Good luck with that one, friends and family!
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:09 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish when people called me, instead of getting my voicemail, they got diarrhea.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:08 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Moses were alive now I'd like to think G0d would be cool enough to give the 10 Commandments on a convenient flash drive.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:06 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by how The Hulk speaks, he reacted badly to grammar rays as well.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:05 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a new belt but hate shopping. Time to become a boxer.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:03 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:01 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your parents are cannibals, the "got your nose" game is deadly serious.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 15:52 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't underestimate me, That's my family's job.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 15:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” are the same letter, but with a different angle.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 10:50 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you think it's time we start referring to flat screen TVs, simply as TVs?
←Rate | 05-29-2012 10:48 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  




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