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   messageicon I'm not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I'm forgetting to do.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 22:23 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a couple of signs that read "END ROAD WORK". Now I'm all for a good protest, but I just can't get aboard with this one.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 21:05 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty soon people will be saying, "You were born in the 1900's?"
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:06 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking forward to Egg Salad Monday.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 20:45 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was earth hour last night at 8:30. I turned everything off for an hour, couldn't see a damn thing...so I built a tire fire for some light. Still trying to put it out.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 09:12 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I win the Mega-Millions, I'm going to buy so many dishes, pans and silverware That I never have to wash them again, just use them once and throw them away.
←Rate | 03-30-2012 16:44 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone seen my invisible pants?
←Rate | 03-29-2012 14:06 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you really want to go green, start using BOTH sides of your toilet paper.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 08:05 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are by far my smartest and best looking friend on Facebook.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 17:05 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon My daily workout?........ running late for work
←Rate | 03-22-2012 11:31 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your house is hit by a dolphin, don't go outside to see if the dolphin is alright, that's how the hurricane tricks you to come outside.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 15:35 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your not pissing green tomorrow, you're doing today wrong.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 13:35 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were found dead, the CSI's would check my wallet and find no money and assume it was murder and I was robbed. Good luck the investigation, my wallet never has money in it.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 13:24 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sit on my face, I'm Irish!
←Rate | 03-17-2012 08:53 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have come so far. Computers, Moon landing, Mars rover, Hubble telescope taking pictures of thing light years away...and yet we still need a sign telling employees to wash their hands.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 09:15 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my front door faces the wrong direction. People keep finding it.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 15:04 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when you'd be driving along and see a smashed cassette tape by the side of the road with the tape stretched out forever, flying on the breeze of every passing car? I miss those days.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 14:56 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insomnia is nature's way of saying you're not done bugging people for the day.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 22:12 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon A whole pot of and three Redbulls.....I can pronounce that symbol that Prince had for his name.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 15:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to get in to a womens pants, get into her mind.....that's what she uses to figure out if you're getting into her pants or not.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 09:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  




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