JEBI Funny Status Messages

   And the winner for the best reader of a teleprompter award goes to...

   China's "one-child per family" policy is being ended -- because not enough babies. Apparently it's so bad over there that some factories are actually hiring adults...

   I just made Romney noodles Obama self : - /

   My American friend says he's going to vote for the one who is willing to making the Pringles tubes biggers....as soon as he gets his hand out of one.

   If you're undecided...vote for the one that held the most babies...

   I feel bad for my american friends... they only have 2 idiots to choose from in their elections...50/50 chance of getting it wrong...