Goodeolboy Funny Status Messages

   Funny how some women will spend over a hundred dollars for products to clean their face, yet purchase the cheapest toilette paper to clean their A$$.

   In light of the higher gas prices, the rapper "Fifty-Cent" will now be known as 1/16th of a Gallon. That is all...

   I need to get a gun rack for the work truck to hold two things important in my life right now...job prints and my fishing pole.

   Family Rule: Always give the first pancake to the person you dislike the most in your household.

   Hey toilette paper manufactures, you think you can make the last six sheets a courtesy red? Thanks

   Why is it when I'm on my lunch break my wall is hella quiet. Then from 12:30 to 3:30 all sorts of drama happens...jerks, I wanna be in the loop!

   Contrary to popular belief, "Puppy Pimps" is not a good name for a dog breeder.

   Hopefully Don Cornelius really is on the Soul Train to Heaven...

   ...it's ok that it's not movie quality!.

   Heads up folks. Apparently the little AAA stickers don't count as "proof" of insurance. That is all...

   Sorry Toby Keith. If they ever come out with a "Mossy Oak" design, your song about the "red" Solo cup is screwed!!!

   Twenty two seconds ago I wanted to punch you in the face...stupid commercial.

   I BUY all my cassettes at truck stops. Suck it SOPA

   Watching the Cowboys. The John Wayne ones, not the loosing ones.

   If I ever get caught soliciting a prostitute, I'm going to say "These aren't the droids I've been looking for!".

   To the guy that just passed me with a "General Lee" car on his trailer, I HATE YOU!

   "For the last time woman, it's an ACTION figure!!!"

   Every town has a "pink" house. Really, what the hell is up with that?!?

   Settling in for the night with a glass of orange juice and the Dukes of Hazzard.

   So if I win the Mega Millions tonight, maybe I can move my name from my shirt to the front of the building at work ((fingers crossed)).