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   messageicon may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping."
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:13 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon putting on his mistletoe belt buckle!" .
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!"
←Rate | 11-17-2010 12:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (6)  


   messageicon I Can't find my phone! Could you call it? Oh wait, it was only in my pocket.. haha got you're Number!"
←Rate | 11-12-2010 12:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep; if I die before I wake ... will someone please delete my internet browser history."
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:25 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon First 5 people to like this shall receive a hand crafted statue of me wrestling an invisible bear."
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:22 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon All right, let's solve this once and for all. It was ME who pushed Humpty Dumpty, I also took Little Bo Peeps sheep for ransom, I was the one who let the dogs out and stole the cookies from the cookie jar. So there!!"
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this right, I cant legally smoke marajuana, yet I can go to my local gun store and buy a Semi Automatic Machine Gun, a couple of grenades and all the ammo I want? Now who's the one that's been smoking something here?"
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:20 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message
←Rate | 11-03-2010 20:16 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message
←Rate | 11-03-2010 19:44 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon still gets Rick Roll'd on youtube every once in awhile."
←Rate | 10-05-2010 17:56 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boys have to put forth real effort to get laid, while all girls have to do is stand bra-less in the wind."
←Rate | 10-05-2010 13:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (2)  


   messageicon you never really realise how sexy a nerd, dork or tomboy can be until you see them in a Halloween Costume.."
←Rate | 10-01-2010 14:37 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi, I'm chucky! wanna play?"
←Rate | 10-01-2010 10:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates that kids complain about video games for "Loading"... Back in my day we had to blow the sh*t out of games just to play'em and even then it was a gamble to work. So kids, Shut up!"
←Rate | 09-30-2010 01:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will take a chance, I will Dance until the Day I Die, I will never look back.. Did I really need Katy Perry to tell me all that? No, But after watchin' her music video. I will dream like a teenager tonight."
←Rate | 09-19-2010 23:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon why don't they just make a James Bond Television Series? Because if you think about it, there's already enough movies to make one season."
←Rate | 09-12-2010 12:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon alot of people when they go to concerts they yell out "Wooo! or Yeah!" I like to yell out more specific things like "The way you play you're Music makes feel Good Inside!!"
←Rate | 09-10-2010 15:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon dislikes people who make fun of Brett Favre just because of his age. Basically all you're saying is "He's older then me, and still play's the game better then I ever will."
←Rate | 09-09-2010 18:08 by Dylan Bosch Comments (3)  


   messageicon Why do we say sorry even when they bumped into us? It's way funnier when people say "Excuse You" anyways.
←Rate | 09-09-2010 12:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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