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   messageicon Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 20:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A 15 year-old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird.
←Rate | 02-11-2014 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Bi%ch, you hate your parents so much that you have to post it on Facebook. Orphans cry hearts out to have such loving and caring parents. Love your Parents.
←Rate | 02-08-2014 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This hahaha guy just ignore him and dont rate his post he will be b gone. Trust me
←Rate | 02-07-2014 23:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I went to see a shrink about my Facebook addiction, everything was going smoothly and I was on the road to recovery until he asked me, What's on your mind? Damn it
←Rate | 02-07-2014 23:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We can't help but to start liking the girls that become our good friends. Too hard to find girls that just like to have fun these days.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents have no idea what it's like to be a teenager in our generation…
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Kanye wants to write a song named 'I Am God' I wanna see him bring his dead mother back to life again.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fri(end) Girlfri(end) Boyfri(end) Br(forever)o
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon f people who shop at Walmart, “Save Money. Live Better.” Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Oprah should marry Deepak Choprah and take his last name.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can party much longer than my cell phone battery.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishing the amazing Olympic athletes from around the world the best of luck in Sochi (finding drinking water and toilets).
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, Dead
←Rate | 02-04-2014 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Rihanna first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay, now she's like f*ck me with a shovel and slap my ti%ties
←Rate | 01-25-2014 20:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon “cannot connect to network. try resetting your wireless router” umm ok but what if my router is in my neighbor’s house? Should I call him?
←Rate | 01-25-2014 20:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why isn’t the movie ‘What Women Want’ just 90 minutes of Ryan Gosling doing an ab workout on a pile of Nutella and money?
←Rate | 01-25-2014 20:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m going to Hell. Anybody want anything?
←Rate | 01-25-2014 20:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie in Walmart. CLEAN UP ON AISLE 13. BUT SIR... THERE IS NO AISLE 13. Dramatic music..
←Rate | 01-11-2014 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to him for no apparent reason
←Rate | 01-05-2014 20:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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