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   messageicon Dude, it's just another Friday. I would expect the religious ppl to be at work on time as well.
←Rate | 04-17-2014 21:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If this is Good Friday, I'd hate to se a Bad one!" ...... Jesus
←Rate | 04-17-2014 19:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well
←Rate | 04-17-2014 08:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. Friday night here I come
←Rate | 03-28-2014 15:24 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watched girls gone wild last night...okay it was store security video during black Friday but still...
←Rate | 03-09-2014 10:10 by howie Comments (0)  


   messageicon X says Well, it's easy to tell I'm single. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
←Rate | 03-07-2014 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone
←Rate | 03-07-2014 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been trying and trying yet so far no luck. I can't seem to get MapQuest to pull up a shortcut to Friday.
←Rate | 03-04-2014 13:51 by Sudz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday
←Rate | 02-27-2014 14:23 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon GF-So what are you doing on the 14th of february?BF: What day of the week it is?GF: Friday. BF:Leg's,Iam going to do leg's on Friday
←Rate | 02-12-2014 13:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Friday Everyone!!! Hope you all have an awesome weeken... never mind
←Rate | 12-18-2013 07:08 by SteveOH Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...
←Rate | 12-13-2013 11:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is Friday, December 13th. I can't tell you how relieved I am that Christmas isn't on Friday the 13th this year.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 09:20 by mcfazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 01:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!
←Rate | 12-01-2013 22:01 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 05:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To shop the best on "Black Friday" it is easier to throw stink bombs by large crowds to get them to clear the area.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 21:00 by GrafixMike Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if George Zimmerman went Back Friday shopping
←Rate | 11-29-2013 20:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 08:58 Comments (0)  




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