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   messageicon I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...
←Rate | 11-27-2013 14:12 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Getting ready for Black Friday. This grizzly bear costume is going to scare the Sh*# out of these Best Buy campers.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 20:49 by Blaque Comments (0)  

   messageicon I cant wait till black friday at the liquor store
←Rate | 11-23-2013 10:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday night. I'm writing this and you're reading it. We're both sad.
←Rate | 11-22-2013 07:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...
←Rate | 11-18-2013 23:13 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-17-2013 11:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "
←Rate | 11-14-2013 18:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 19:03 by Eddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon funny jokes must be a Monday thru Friday job. zzzz
←Rate | 11-09-2013 12:17 by pimpjuice Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Friday.
←Rate | 10-29-2013 12:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon No you're mom was so last Friday night...
←Rate | 10-22-2013 20:34 by DC Comments (0)  

   messageicon The work day would be so much more fun if it were Casualty Friday
←Rate | 10-12-2013 14:37 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.
←Rate | 09-11-2013 12:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know how to break this to you... I will be as gentle as possible... *smiles lovingly*... but today isn't Friday yet either...
←Rate | 09-05-2013 07:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon JAB: I woke up all excited this morning, got dressed to go to work,it's Friday: Pay day and than I realized, I don't have a job and went back to bed. . .
←Rate | 08-23-2013 15:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Carl, know what day it is? It's Friday. Woot woot. Suck it Carl.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 09:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce
←Rate | 08-23-2013 06:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon People without jobs are so like...It's Friday?
←Rate | 08-09-2013 15:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .
←Rate | 08-06-2013 09:48 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Friday are we there yet?
←Rate | 08-05-2013 13:30 by LMAO Comments (0)  

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