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   messageicon I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 19:03 by Eddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon funny jokes must be a Monday thru Friday job. zzzz
←Rate | 11-09-2013 12:17 by pimpjuice Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Friday.
←Rate | 10-29-2013 12:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No you're mom was so last Friday night...
←Rate | 10-22-2013 20:34 by DC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The work day would be so much more fun if it were Casualty Friday
←Rate | 10-12-2013 14:37 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.
←Rate | 09-11-2013 12:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know how to break this to you... I will be as gentle as possible... *smiles lovingly*... but today isn't Friday yet either...
←Rate | 09-05-2013 07:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon JAB: I woke up all excited this morning, got dressed to go to work,it's Friday: Pay day and than I realized, I don't have a job and went back to bed. . .
←Rate | 08-23-2013 15:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Carl, know what day it is? It's Friday. Woot woot. Suck it Carl.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 09:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce
←Rate | 08-23-2013 06:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday, I'm having a meeting at my house for people that can't reach orgasm... Let me know if your can't cum..
←Rate | 08-22-2013 18:57 by babydick Comments (0)  


   messageicon People without jobs are so like...It's Friday?
←Rate | 08-09-2013 15:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .
←Rate | 08-06-2013 09:48 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Friday are we there yet?
←Rate | 08-05-2013 13:30 by LMAO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…
←Rate | 08-03-2013 20:28 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have to thank noone for Friday because its a natural phenomenon controlled by nobody but nature.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 10:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To my Atheist friends: Who do you thank now that's Friday?
←Rate | 08-02-2013 07:41 Comments (3)  


   messageicon It's Friday! That means just two more days until Monday.
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday night: 7pm. The annual Peter pulling contest will be at St. Taffy's. Everyone welcome.
←Rate | 07-18-2013 16:33 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
←Rate | 07-01-2013 14:05 by J.D. Comments (0)  



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