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   messageicon What did Michael Jackson have in common with the Chicago Cubs? He wore a single glove on his left hand, but it served no real purpose.
←Rate | 04-24-2014 13:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row.
←Rate | 05-19-2014 10:33 by ieatroids Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Billboard Music awards was the other night and there was an amazing hologram of Michael Jackson. He performed a new song called "Slave to the Rhythm." It was so realistic, Tito actually asked it for money.
←Rate | 05-20-2014 20:02 by Mark M Comments (1)  


   messageicon My songs pants fell down last night and a hologram of Michael Jackson appeared
←Rate | 05-23-2014 08:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon K-Mart is noting the 5 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death by having children's clothing half off.
←Rate | 06-25-2014 16:14 by Trax Comments (0)  


   messageicon can someone tell Andrew Jackson we read Snarkecards also
←Rate | 07-22-2014 11:00 by duh Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am surprised no one has consulted Michael Jackson's doctor for advice on what drugs to use to for quick, painless executions.
←Rate | 07-30-2014 07:49 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Michael Jackson doctor had anything to do with it
←Rate | 08-12-2014 08:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson could do a very realistic Thriller video right now.
←Rate | 08-29-2014 15:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. Jackson first became angry.
←Rate | 10-16-2014 19:36 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do michael jackson and cavier have in common? They both come on little crackers.
←Rate | 10-22-2014 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's rumored that the Catholic Church is interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Does anyone not see the irony in this?
←Rate | 05-30-2015 13:39 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon The silence of President Obama, the Reverend Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and the rest of our black leaders on the killing of Kate Steinle sounds a lot like racism.
←Rate | 07-11-2015 20:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could have seen a better halftime show at Planned Parenthood. I miss Janet Jackson's tits.
←Rate | 02-07-2016 20:55 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather have Samuel L. Jackson narrate my life. No offense, Morgan Freeman...my life just requires multiple uses of the word motherf*cker.
←Rate | 02-10-2016 00:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry bl@k m@n asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 10:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry black man asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if Samuel L. Jackson voiced a GPS? "Make a right turn at the next light, Motherf**ker!"
←Rate | 02-25-2016 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Andrew Jackson's been tossed to the back of the bus.
←Rate | 04-25-2016 07:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd love to watch Samuel L Jackson and Morgan Freeman get into a heated argument while James Earl Jones tries to stop them.
←Rate | 07-17-2016 02:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  



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