nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   Peggy - "Tell me you love me, Al - "I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."

   I met a girl the other day. She said it's a must for her mate to be into the arts. I told her I am very much into the arts... the art of beer drinking, the art of watching football, and the art of long walks on the beach after anal.

   never understood people watching a football game wearing their team jersey. Thats like me watching CSI dressed as a dead hooker.

   What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!

   ESPN's Ron Jaworski just apologized for saying "sh*t" live on the air during Monday Night Football. Which just goes to prove that 90% of sportscasters don't notice to all the dumb krap that comes outta there own mouths anyway.

   Some watch football for the game. Some watch it so the commercials will let them know what questions to ask their doctor.

   My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like c0ck.

   Ay, were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it

   hey were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it

   its football season...detroit lions, cleveland tigers, & chicago bears...oh my

   I firmly believe that a man should never hit a woman. But come on, she changed the channel from Sunday Night Football to Desperate Housewives. I didn't have a choice!

   Fresh out the shower √ Ice cold beer √ BBQ grill ready √ Sunday NFL Football √ √ √....---> IT'SGO TIME<---

   Watching football shows me just how enthusiastic and pretty beer drinkers are. According to beer ads.

   The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)

   I think as many hours as I put in I should be able to put fantasy football team owner on my resume

   Terrell Owens held a work out for NFL teams today,was televised by ESPN &the NFL Network.problem was no NFL teams actually showed.Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico is videotaping himself playing football.How much you w

   How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

   Don't judge me for saying girlfriends don't watch football. If you have a girlfriend that loves football, she should be your wife!

   tight end, stuck him, up the middle, sacked him, ball deflected, ball returned, flag is thrown, challenge, incomplete, 2 minute warning, holding, TOUCHDOWN......gotta love Football

   don't hug a football fan, give him a pat on the buttocks