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   messageicon Breaking news the 5th Dentist caved and now 5 out 5 recommend trident gum!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 05-31-2012 00:06 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just treated my nostrils to a Brazilian!!
←Rate | 06-02-2012 17:17 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was tickling a toad on his right flipper! Frog giggles amuse me!
←Rate | 06-08-2012 00:04 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!
←Rate | 06-12-2012 15:16 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon enjoying the sounds of a 2 year old having a meltdown...so soothing
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:59 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon John Wayne Toilet Tissue: It's Rough - It's Tough And It Don't Take Crap Off Anyone
←Rate | 06-13-2012 23:30 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Step one: Cut a hole in the box!"
←Rate | 06-15-2012 00:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get this hole poking thing.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 19:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I spend 500% of my life exaggerating!
←Rate | 06-16-2012 15:24 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be famous and make a cure that saves tens of people!
←Rate | 06-17-2012 14:33 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Find your little island of "OK" in a vast sea of "Holy crap!"
←Rate | 06-19-2012 21:03 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do feel that it is appropriate for us all to get on our knees and thank the good Lord that spiders do not fly.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 21:10 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon New condom slogan...."Wrap it in latex or give her your paychex."
←Rate | 06-29-2012 21:51 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hit "Like" if you're tired of everyone on Facebook telling you to hit "Like."
←Rate | 07-02-2012 09:20 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 50 Shades of Grey..Girls can't wait to read it and Guys can't wait for the movie!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 00:05 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey someone tell the Sun to stop showing off!!
←Rate | 07-05-2012 19:05 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to all you that could join my FLASH MOB in London. WE DID IT!!!
←Rate | 07-27-2012 20:52 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When are these Olympic nuts gonna get it? Hot chicks, in bikinis, jumping on trampolines. The perfect opening ceremony. It can be applied to half time shows too.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 21:17 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder what events al-Qaeda will be participating in.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 22:10 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The women's US gymnastics team is awesome! I have never seen more beautiful floor exercises, high bars or labia majora in my life.
←Rate | 07-31-2012 22:37 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  



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