abbybaby34 Funny Status Messages

   You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight.

   Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."

   Whenever I don't hear from someone in a while I think, "Oh, sh$t They found out."

   Note to self: Never make a sarcastic remark to someone who is really angry, unless you're prepared to run like hell.

   Life's too short to wake up in a bad mood- I save mine until I get to work.

   it bad when I'm talking to myself and I'm not even listening?

   The Only good thing that can come from a kim kardashian song, is a kim kardashian music video!

   I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

   Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.

   I don't have an attitude problem. I have an attitude that you have a problem with. Therefore, I just have an attitude!

   If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!

   If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can talk about it.

   I have life moments when all I can do is stop and say "Seriously?"

   It's a hard thing not to trust the earth beneath your feet.

   We are the only ones who can control our own happiness, but sometimes it feels like someone else is holding the remote.

   If the world is gonna end, I've got to start spending money faster. Anyone up for a party?

   A stark reminder that we're just guests on this planet.

   My lady asked me if we could go out to somewhere expensive the other night, so I took her to the gas station.

   Sometimes what is said is not what is meant and what is meant is left unsaid.

   I found the key to success...however, I found a note from success's landlord saying that the locks have been changed.