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   messageicon Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body, but men are so decent, polite and well-mannered that we only look at the remaining 10% that is covered..
←Rate | 03-18-2016 06:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon No babe, don't send me the nude pictures. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I'd like to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with...
←Rate | 03-18-2016 06:18 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEWS UPDATE: Donald J. Trump has dropped Mexico, China and Iran from his enemies list and added the 9th Circuit Court and Nordstrom.
←Rate | 02-09-2017 23:31 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon 30 years ago today, "Licensed to Ill" was the #1 Album...
←Rate | 03-08-2017 16:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!!!
←Rate | 07-09-2017 08:38 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see an animal stuck in a trap, free them! If you see a child crying, comfort them! If you see Justin Bieber crossing the street, HIT THE GAS!!!
←Rate | 07-14-2017 06:57 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I ask God for patience to deal with stupid people and courage to tolerate their ignorance, because Lord only knows if I ask for strength I might beat them to death...
←Rate | 07-30-2017 12:24 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst sanction on Vladimer Putin: We send Justin Bieber to Russia!
←Rate | 08-04-2017 00:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon America: the only country in the world where not wearing a seat-belt carries a bigger penalty then letting hackers steal 143 million citizens social security numbers, bank info, drivers licenses and credit cards...
←Rate | 09-16-2017 09:45 by XXX-FUXY Comments (2)  


   messageicon If I were a cannibal I'd only eat vegetarians, just for the irony...
←Rate | 09-18-2017 21:38 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope someday I will be able to afford an iPhone X... Like the girl in front of me paying for her groceries with food stamps...
←Rate | 09-23-2017 09:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Other than insecurity, hatred & racism, sexism & discrimination, greed, infidelity and sheer stupidity most of the human race is pretty much perfect...
←Rate | 09-23-2017 09:46 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in...
←Rate | 10-12-2017 09:22 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


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