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   messageicon Women have designer purses because they need something stylish to carry their crazy in.
←Rate | 11-22-2013 13:50 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so hungry I could eat a whole bottle of whiskey
←Rate | 11-24-2013 08:29 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it funny how people throw around inspirational stuff like ‘live your life to the fullest’ after they've spent the entire day on Facebook.
←Rate | 11-26-2013 02:35 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 06:44 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just sitting here minding my own business and a cold glass of beer just poured itself into my mouth.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 08:19 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every man with great s tatus you pdates is either a beautiful woman who has inspired him or destroyed him.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 08:29 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funniest thing I heard while working in ER.. "What was he doing with his pen*s in a dogs mouth anyway?
←Rate | 11-27-2013 12:11 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how hard life gets just remember there are always people out there who love you, if you pay them enough.
←Rate | 11-28-2013 13:25 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lemonade or orange juice? I'm asking the vodka.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 06:08 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not stretching if it doesn't involve crazy dinosaur noises.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 06:12 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over her face.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 12:52 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Canadian cops play good cop better cop.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 13:01 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Don't look at it as casual sex.Look at it as you helping someone else have an orgasm.'
←Rate | 12-02-2013 06:35 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You call it a "one night stand," I call it "catch and release."
←Rate | 12-02-2013 06:38 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All these years I thought cuddling meant holding her head while she bows you.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 06:57 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People that like to put their two cents in, make sure you have enough to spare first!
←Rate | 12-03-2013 04:59 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think my jokes are bad, you should see my choice in women.
←Rate | 12-06-2013 04:14 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The scariest thing about dating is that you either break-up or get married.
←Rate | 12-06-2013 04:30 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This has been one of those years That I should've stayed in bed
←Rate | 12-06-2013 14:47 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before Kanye west says he is going to be a bigger hero than Nelson Mandela by the time he reaches 95, shouldn't he spend 27 years in jail first?
←Rate | 12-07-2013 04:50 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  



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