Jackoo Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]
7

Search results for status messages containing 'Jackoo': View All Messages
Page: 7 of 7

   messageicon My iPhone is like a time machine. I go to spend a couple of minutes on Twitter and Facebook and suddenly it's an hour later
←Rate | 11-17-2013 18:34 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever noticed people who work in designer stores have attitudes like they can afford to not work in a store?
←Rate | 11-18-2013 13:13 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got my wife some lovely perfume for Xmas, its called Tester.. Hope she likes it.
←Rate | 11-18-2013 13:57 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paris Hilton is the kind of girl who would buy tickets to see Xbox Live.
←Rate | 11-20-2013 17:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a female exercise partner. When I say exercise I mean emotionless sex.
←Rate | 11-21-2013 14:33 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one is being forced to read my posts, unfriend me or I'll block you at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction. I'm helpful like that
←Rate | 12-01-2013 17:33 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe
←Rate | 12-12-2013 14:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies no amount of alcohol should ever make you go barefoot in the club. You are not Wilma Flintstone
←Rate | 12-12-2013 15:55 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just want to wish all my beautiful Facebook friends a Happy New Year. And for all those who get offended by my posts. I hope you die in 2014
←Rate | 12-29-2013 19:00 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently “bae” means “before anyone else.” I always thought it was an extremely ghetto word for “babe”...
←Rate | 01-08-2014 17:25 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not my fault I'm dyslexic, it's in my NDA.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 16:04 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Omg look at my baby scans, they are so original and definitely don't look exactly the same as every other baby in the world.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 08:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ts not attractive to constantly look surprised! So get your crayons out and sketch a different pair of eyebrows please
←Rate | 02-01-2014 10:08 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not attractive to constantly look surprised! So get your crayons out and sketch a different pair of eyebrows please
←Rate | 02-01-2014 10:09 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Year I'm going to spend Valentine's day with my ex...... Box One
←Rate | 02-04-2014 14:44 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many snakes and not enough ladders these days
←Rate | 02-06-2014 17:06 by Jackoo Comments (0)  



7

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left