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X is "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-26-2008 10:35 Comments (1)

X is an expert on padded cells

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-27-2008 21:09 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)

X is getting enough exercise pushing her limits

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-27-2008 23:38 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)

X is making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose

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X is a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-28-2008 23:50 Comments (0)

X is "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-28-2008 23:53 Comments (0)

X is running out of places to hide the bodies...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-29-2008 04:20 Comments (0)

X is in a PBS world with a MTV mind

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-30-2008 07:43 Comments (0)

X says ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

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X is "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-01-2008 04:44 by Bmc Comments (0)

X is running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:06 Comments (0)

X says "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:07 Comments (0)

X says Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:08 Comments (0)

X is "gonna get rich, or die trying"

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X is "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:09 Comments (0)

X is Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:10 Comments (0)

X is fresh out of batteries but still making noise

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2008 06:11 Comments (0)

X is listening to her inner voices..and they don't like you

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-04-2008 05:26 Comments (0)

X is playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-06-2008 21:26 Comments (0)

X says """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""

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