JEBI Funny Status Messages

   I'm wondering if my mail order bride from the middle east comes with a bang?

   My American friends take a moment to "g00gle" "idlenomore" your Canadian neighbours are starting a revolution one tweet at a time...

   Dad when I grow up I want a twitter account…I’m sorry son you can’t do both…

   Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward.

   I turned my phone onto "Airplane Mode" and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever...

   Walk up in the club like "what's the wifi password here?"