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   messageicon My current clothing style is a combination of "sh*t I'm late", "sh*t it's cold", with just a hint of "I'm too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers".
←Rate | 01-04-2015 14:08 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you guys really my friends or are you just my facebook friends?"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:41 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon EPIC FAIL: Ripping the easy-open tab right off the last can of chef boyardee ravioli and not having a can opener to back it up."
←Rate | 08-31-2010 19:51 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon my facebook wall is not the best way for me to respond to you Quicker,.. You'll have better luck getting a hold of me if you were to shout my name inside your own home... well,.. I guess depending on the situation."
←Rate | 05-29-2010 18:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists they don't know why this is true, but it's true. Women with big rear ends live longer.. Men who tell them that, Don't."
←Rate | 07-15-2010 12:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?"
←Rate | 03-04-2011 23:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face
←Rate | 08-02-2010 18:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon putting on his mistletoe belt buckle!" .
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing pisses me off like a bird WALKING across a street. No it's cool. I'll wait. BTW You can FLY dumbass!
←Rate | 08-20-2010 21:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon wore my mistletoe belt buckle out last night. Met a girl with a mistletoe belly button piercing.. Wedding is next month."
←Rate | 12-21-2012 16:15 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon misses the good old days of giving a box of heart's saying I want to get down with you in so many words!"
←Rate | 02-04-2010 15:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's tough to judge nonverbal cues from someone with an eyepatch. Did that pirate just wink at me or are they blinking?"
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:00 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'
←Rate | 09-24-2014 22:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where did you get those shoes? Whores-for-less?"
←Rate | 08-12-2010 11:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we say sorry even when they bumped into us? It's way funnier when people say "Excuse You" anyways.
←Rate | 09-09-2010 12:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you get pulled over for a D.U.I quickly pull off the lable off of the beer and stick it on ur forehead and tell the officer you havn't been drinking ur on the patch!"
←Rate | 12-23-2010 14:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping."
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:13 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I loved once.. She was my first kiss, it was on the swingset in the park. Maybe someday she'll find me and we'll hook up again. Who Knows, Until then I'll keep chasing brunettes with big boobies."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 15:53 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's happened: I have developed real emotions for my iPhone. Actually, it's no surprise, because I was raised by a TV and a microwave."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel sorry for people who don't drink; when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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