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   messageicon Am I the only one that thinks Snookie is starting to look like an Umpa Lumpa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
←Rate | 05-30-2011 11:06 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon long distance works is something High School Seniors made up to get laid before they go to college
←Rate | 08-26-2011 11:43 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police reports state that Aaron Hernandez is claiming Bill Belichick instructed him to destroy the surveillance tapes
←Rate | 06-21-2013 09:41 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook status from God: Sorry rest of World...junior and I can't help you right now...we are busy helping some loon cross the Grand Canyon on a piece of floss
←Rate | 06-23-2013 21:55 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to thank all the micro-brewerys out there for making my alcoholism appear to be no more than a fun hobby
←Rate | 05-02-2012 22:15 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon God as my witness...I thought Turkeys could fly!!!!
←Rate | 11-24-2011 10:01 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Magic Mike has the makings to be this generations Show Girls...just sayin
←Rate | 06-30-2012 13:37 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a land of chimpanzees I was a monkey
←Rate | 08-05-2011 21:11 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon check my math here...but isn't the square root of 69, eight sumthin
←Rate | 09-14-2011 19:28 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got my favorite Christmas movie, A Christmas Story, from my in-laws for my birthday. I was shocked that the DVD version is abbreviated to 90 minutes. I always thought it was 24 hours.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 13:04 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon writing about music is like dancing about architecture
←Rate | 07-05-2011 22:26 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon takes wine in a box to a whole different level
←Rate | 08-05-2011 20:32 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't stand the fact that people are so obsessed with this movie Frozen! They need to "Let it go...let it gooooo.
←Rate | 04-25-2014 18:09 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wit is far more often a shield than a lance
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:35 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon the closest thing we ever got to a 3D movie was my friends Donkey punching me while watching Rocky
←Rate | 01-29-2011 09:18 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy birthday to all those born today in 1928...celebrating their 21st birthday
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:30 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon This new season of 24 sucks...Jack Bauer hasn't had to kill anyone yet
←Rate | 01-25-2012 22:21 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife says I look tough with my headphones on...she doesnt need to know I am listening to Annie
←Rate | 05-09-2012 19:42 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon my New Years Resolution is to be less laz
←Rate | 01-04-2012 19:05 by migasjoe Comments (0)  




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