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   messageicon My pet rock didn't wake up this this morning....gonna have to bury it.
←Rate | 08-23-2014 04:27 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET.
←Rate | 12-30-2013 06:53 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING!!! Drug use may cause memory loss and....uhm....
←Rate | 07-26-2013 09:42 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon i dont know what makes you stupid, but it works really well.
←Rate | 07-31-2013 13:11 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bill Murray walked up to me today in McDonalds, grabbed a fry off of my tray, ate it, and said " No one is gonna believe you"
←Rate | 06-14-2013 04:25 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I shot an Elephant in my pajamas.... How he got in my pajamas i'll never know.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 05:36 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a name for people without beards.... Women!
←Rate | 06-14-2013 04:21 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our breakup was due to religious differences. She didn't think I was God.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 09:46 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is a joke for all of the mind readers out there....
←Rate | 07-27-2013 16:17 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Childbirth...So easy even a woman can do it!
←Rate | 11-12-2012 04:07 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got home and found all the doors and windows open everything gone! What kind of person does that to someones Advent calender?
←Rate | 12-14-2013 03:56 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon you're so stupid, there's not a bus short enough for you.
←Rate | 07-31-2013 13:23 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over....yep she needs a walker!
←Rate | 11-18-2013 17:50 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drinking at a bar last night so I took a bus home. That might not seem like a big deal to you, but i've never driven a bus before!
←Rate | 06-03-2013 17:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon show me the benefits part and THEN i'll let you know if we can be friends
←Rate | 05-08-2013 18:06 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to motorboat her soul.
←Rate | 06-17-2013 17:59 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
←Rate | 11-17-2013 10:33 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you play Seattle, you play the whole state!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:22 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Genie told me I could have a great memory or an epic Phallus, but for the life of me I can't remember which one I chose...
←Rate | 06-14-2013 04:13 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you hear?? The Pope is giving up Jesus for Lent!!
←Rate | 02-11-2013 09:44 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


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