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   messageicon When things in your life don't add up, use math. It solves problems!
←Rate | 02-16-2011 21:58 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got mooned on my way to work by a 30 year old women. What an Asshole!
←Rate | 05-10-2011 21:10 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paula Deen just got chopped!
←Rate | 06-21-2013 18:46 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa is the original Voyager!
←Rate | 11-28-2011 22:32 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news the 5th Dentist caved and now 5 out 5 recommend trident gum!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 05-31-2012 00:06 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a serious talk with my crew supervisor today, because nobody showed up for work. I told him we needed to let ONE go not JUAN...
←Rate | 11-14-2010 17:55 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon E-Harmony: Dislikes: "Women who shoot their gun sideways!!"
←Rate | 09-18-2011 15:03 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was tickling a toad on his right flipper! Frog giggles amuse me!
←Rate | 06-08-2012 00:04 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG! I just had a full grown GOOSE poop on my windshield! Looks like I just got egged. Go back to Canada!
←Rate | 02-12-2011 15:44 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got in a fight. You should see the other guys....they are perfectly fine.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 01:38 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My family is from so far out in the country that my mammy doesn't know she is free. No one will tell her b/c her cornbread off the hook.
←Rate | 12-26-2011 22:37 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss being able to hang up rotary phone on people!
←Rate | 09-14-2011 01:57 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You smell like you passed through the system of a 90 year old!
←Rate | 09-17-2011 15:55 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Texting angry....All CAPPS!!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 01:27 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My father was a professional wrestler. He hit us but did not hit us!!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 01:18 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get this hole poking thing.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 19:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday it was fish, shrimp, and crabs. Tonight I'm just fishing for compliments.
←Rate | 09-10-2011 12:27 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am most like a mushroom. I am a fungi!
←Rate | 02-05-2011 01:50 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son's Parrot just tweeted about his current living conditions!
←Rate | 03-30-2013 23:52 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Made it through Irene's rain band. They could use a new lead singer and a drummer.
←Rate | 08-26-2011 11:09 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  



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