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   messageicon the reason Waldo is hiding
←Rate | 03-04-2009 19:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you to read this status. Keep reading it... There, now I have full control over your mind. Now give me a hot dog!
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon finding the cure for hunger.
←Rate | 02-10-2009 14:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "used to have superpowers, but hisher therapist took them away. "
←Rate | 01-30-2009 18:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why its called a search party....
←Rate | 03-09-2009 16:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon running out of places to hide the bodies...
←Rate | 04-29-2008 04:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cute but psycho..things even out
←Rate | 04-23-2008 05:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Schizophrenic, and so am I.
←Rate | 03-14-2009 01:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes your the windshield; sometimes your the bug.
←Rate | 02-27-2009 11:59 Comments (1)  


   messageicon never fakes it!
←Rate | 02-28-2009 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon will return after a brief word from our sponsors
←Rate | 03-02-2009 15:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing at your pictures
←Rate | 10-27-2008 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon will be giving a live performance today...shower curtain goes up at 5 exactly so be there.
←Rate | 04-13-2009 06:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon having trouble watering the plastic plants
←Rate | 03-19-2008 23:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader
←Rate | 11-30-2008 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking tequila in the shower....09:07 AM
←Rate | 04-24-2009 00:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna change my facebook status, but I got high...
←Rate | 03-08-2009 23:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "added new photos to the album ""Porn"" "
←Rate | 12-18-2008 14:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon being chased by penguins
←Rate | 01-30-2009 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon legally dead for tax purposes
←Rate | 03-14-2008 03:46 Comments (0)  



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