Zinc Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'Zinc': View All Messages
Page: 7 of 8

   messageicon I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck then go on a high speed chase becuase it will be funny to watch a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck
←Rate | 10-01-2015 21:10 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon who needs people when you got pizza
←Rate | 01-11-2015 21:00 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what gets changed less frequently...the diaper of a crackhead's baby or the filter cartridge in my Brita.
←Rate | 01-11-2015 21:05 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is.
←Rate | 02-24-2015 18:14 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to have three kids than name them Ctrl, Alt, Delete than if they screw up I can hit them all at once. #ellen
←Rate | 10-01-2015 21:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cold out I've just turned 50 Shades Of Blue!
←Rate | 02-24-2015 18:14 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last year I asked santa for the sexiest person ever and I woke up in a box
←Rate | 10-01-2015 21:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sick of people comparing Freddie Mercury to God. I mean, the guy was pretty good, but he was no Freddie Mercury.
←Rate | 05-28-2013 01:23 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really only realize what I'm missing by not having a relationship when I have to make my own sandwiches.
←Rate | 05-28-2013 01:16 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can the world end in 2012, if I have a can of corn that expires in 2013?
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:14 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congress always makes me feel nostalgic for college when I waited for the last minute to do work and blame anyone but myself.
←Rate | 01-11-2015 21:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
←Rate | 09-07-2016 20:54 by Zinc Comments (1)  


   messageicon █████████████████████ Take that prism!
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:18 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease? Let's name our sandwich shop after it
←Rate | 01-11-2015 21:08 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I cut myself while shaving today, because who has time to do both?
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:10 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Toys R Us sells toys. Bikes R Us sells bikes. Imagine my disappointment when I went next door to Babies R Us
←Rate | 05-22-2013 00:55 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earlier today I looked at the car next to me, and I saw the driver texting while driving. How dangerous! I was so shocked I almost dropped my guitar.
←Rate | 12-29-2012 16:00 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon You offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore?
←Rate | 07-02-2013 14:22 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to get my life together. I spilled Life cereal all over the counter!
←Rate | 04-03-2013 02:16 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cold you'd rather listen to Bieber than walk outside
←Rate | 01-08-2014 12:46 by Zinc Comments (0)  



[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left