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   messageicon So the government gave the order for Verizon to hand over phone records so we can help them track (cough-cough) "terrorists".........yeah ok.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 17:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears.
←Rate | 01-04-2013 23:12 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon changed his/her relationship status to "None of you damn business"
←Rate | 12-30-2009 15:45 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue. A bag of weed is cheaper than a dinner for two.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 23:17 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're agruing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 16:17 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the time when Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles. Super Nintendo, Sega Genisis, the ORIGINAL Nickelodeon, Saturday morning cartoons. and recess made you a real kid back then.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 18:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that the very people who are against abortion, pornography, and homosexuality are the very same people you wouldn't want to have sex with in the first place?
←Rate | 05-23-2013 17:42 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I opened up Microsoft Word, sneezed all over my keyboard, I accidently made a Honey Boo Boo reality show script.
←Rate | 03-20-2013 05:05 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon a single father of about 4 million kids swimming around fighting to make it to their mother's egg
←Rate | 06-20-2010 23:01 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The word LISTEN contains the same letters as the word SILENT........
←Rate | 05-11-2012 18:07 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You actually play with the volume more often when watching porn.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 14:47 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon there sure is going to be a lot of people losing their virginity in the year 2012.
←Rate | 11-12-2009 12:44 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Every woman got a girlfriend that they don't trust around their man.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 00:50 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arguing with a person who has rejected the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 21:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Words don't have the power to hurt you...unless.. the person saying them means a lot to you.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:21 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon A teenager's brain is 80% song lyrics.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 16:38 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon It so crazy to see how many people are shocked by honesty, and how few by deceit.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 22:00 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If winning was easy, losers would do it.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 10:55 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon SO....we got Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Ben Roethlisberger, John Edwards, Chris Brown, John Mayer, and now Tiki Barber...Anybody else I missed?
←Rate | 04-08-2010 14:26 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's interesting how people claim to love/like their jobs, but ready to go home as soon as they get in the door.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 20:37 by Danmanz Comments (0)  



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