love Funny Status Messages

   I'm not religious, but I love God.

   7 years ago I met the love of my life and have been blessed every day since then... I love you Nutella.

   My ass and Charmin Ultra Soft is a better love story than Twilight.

   I love the looks that can only be shared with you and another customer in a grocery line

   I LOVE it when people that I don't like friend request me on Facebook, I feel like St. Peter --- DE-NIED! Ü

   I love that you can pee anywhere you want at Wal Mart.

   Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

   I love pressing buttons, so as you can imagine this makes it really difficult for me to be around nipples

   If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

   Never date someone that you don't really like. the desire to be wanted is different from the desire to be with the one you love

   Unless I see a tombstone of someone who died for not doing so, I won't 'like' your post to prove "love Jesus" or hate cancer.

   Ladies; True Love is when he holds your hair back while you're giving him a bl0wjob.

   I think it is funny as hell. Then again I love my own brand of comedy!!

   'I love having sex with you' doesn't mean, 'I'm only having sex with you'

   I ain't talking about Floyd when I say I love May weather.

   Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.

   all I really want is someone to love me as much as kanye west loves himself

   Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

   Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

   Love is free. Loyalty is going to cost you.