santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   loves the Daisy air rifle he got for Christmas and is anxiously awaiting the first Jehovah's Witness to come to the door!

   Pointing And LOLing, At Kids Falling Off Their New RipStik They Got For Christmas.

   Dear Santa, I don't recall asking for a bigger butt for Christmas. It's not that I don't appreciate all the gifts that you brought me, but I'd just like to know... can I exchange it for a smaller size?

   Only 364 shopping days till Christmas..

   Well lets see for Christmas I bought the iPhone,iPad,iTouch.... now iBroke,iHomeless and iRegret...

   And as another Christmas ends my mind drifts and once again, I'm thinking like a six year old. Only 364 days to go.

   For this is a special time when family And friends get togetherfor fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of holidays and always!!!

   its your birthday too today? well this is for christmas AND your bday !

   Dear kids, There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Sincerely: WIKILEAKS

   Santa does not get milk and cookies at my house. Beer and pretzels it is. I figure after several million gulps of milk and enough cookies to cause a diabetic coma, a beer would be refreshing.

   hopes Santa got Charlie Brown a football tee this year.

   May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope; The spirit of Christmas which is peace; The heart of Christmas which is love.

   : OK, I didn't get what I want for Xmas.... I'm coming after you FAT MAN IN A RED SUIT!!! And don't think I'm not gonna egg your sleigh either!

   It only took 6 drinks but I'm starting to feel the Christmas spirit.

   Dear Facebook Family...Thanks for being the Joy to my World...Merry Christmas!

   There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries

   just called 911. To report a fat white guy in a red suit just broke in to my home and snatched up a plate of cookies. Hey fatty you left your presents. We got your finger prints and we be looking for you. You so dumb.

   thinks Bill Gates and Steve Jobs should be Santa Claus and forced to give us all presents

   broke as a mofo..why can't Santa Claus be real????

   I think it would really be nice if we all went over to MySpace to wish Tom a merry Christmas... poor guy... :-(