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   messageicon R.I.P. Corey Haim.Lost Boys Forever.1971-2010
←Rate | 03-10-2010 09:55 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 09:53 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs
←Rate | 03-10-2010 09:53 by p Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 09:51 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon OVER all the Toyota jokes already!! We got the point weeks ago. Please start thinking of a new failed device to crack on...cause the repetitiveness is quite frankly effing annoying....Thank You!!
←Rate | 03-10-2010 09:20 Comments (3)  


   messageicon It's costing taxpayers $85 million to send out census reminders...BRILLIANT!
←Rate | 03-10-2010 08:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lohan now suing mozilla "FireFox" for alledged misuse of her other feisty alias "FireCrotch"
←Rate | 03-10-2010 08:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You must be a parking ticket... cause you got fine written all over you "Giggidi Giggidi Giggidi GOO" !
←Rate | 03-10-2010 08:19 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my women like I like my coffee.... I don't like coffee
←Rate | 03-10-2010 08:12 by Armous Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you mean life is to short?... Its the longest bloody thing you could ever go through!
←Rate | 03-10-2010 07:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its very ironic how Toyota's slogan is "Moving Forward!"
←Rate | 03-10-2010 06:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening
←Rate | 03-10-2010 05:59 by Chester Bello Comments (0)  


   messageicon If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
←Rate | 03-10-2010 05:58 by Chester Bello Comments (1)  


   messageicon as I once heard from a Scottsman "Well Oil Beef Hooked"!
←Rate | 03-10-2010 04:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a holiday that somehow follows closely to the 1966 movie: The Endless Summer...... any volunteers?
←Rate | 03-10-2010 03:48 by samdave69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who told you, you were special? The lady driving that little bus?
←Rate | 03-09-2010 23:47 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders how much it cost the federal government to send 120 million letters notifying citizens the census forms are coming and how important they are!
←Rate | 03-09-2010 23:13 Comments (3)  


   messageicon going over to the dark side...I figure it's just a burnt lightbulb needs replacing.
←Rate | 03-09-2010 22:40 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon just saw a bumper sticker on the back of a Toyota today that said: "I Brake for NOTHING!"
←Rate | 03-09-2010 22:05 by Troy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's been a good night when you throw your panties at the wall and they stick there.
←Rate | 03-09-2010 21:09 Comments (0)  




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