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   messageicon Duct tape - $3.79, Shovel - $29.99, 50 lb. bag of lime - $14.99, Life without you - PRICELESS.
←Rate | 03-31-2010 00:02 by The Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 23:56 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes she could walk away, but her feet are stuck in the cement of your existence
←Rate | 03-30-2010 23:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people feel the need to let everyone know that they are deleting numbers out of their phone........Like I really give a FUGG
←Rate | 03-30-2010 22:42 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon : After today's announcement, Ricky Martin has also announced he will be pulling out (no pun intended) his No1 Hit Single off the shelves and re-release it as "He Bangs"
←Rate | 03-30-2010 21:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 21:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting his spring cleaning tonight...so if you have 1 less friend in the morning, you'll know why!!!!
←Rate | 03-30-2010 21:13 by SJM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things happen for a reason... so when I reach over and smack you upside the head just remember..you gave me a reason!!!
←Rate | 03-30-2010 20:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook has stopped suggesting friends for me. I guess they finally realized I dont need to be friends with someone I saw that one time.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 20:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a way to end the Iraq war. Tonight, pack everything and leave. Tomorrow, when the world reacts, we act like we have no idea what they are talking about.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 20:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I was the type of person who's day was ruined just by seeing a certain someone, then my day would be ruined quite often.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 20:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon shoving crayons up her nose to brighten up her personality
←Rate | 03-30-2010 19:44 by mishka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The signs of the hypocrite are three: when he speaks, he lies; when he makes a promise, he breaks it; and when he is entrusted with something, he betrays that trust.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 19:24 Comments (1)  


   messageicon have a pheasant plucking day
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks there is nothing worse than accidently sitting on your reeses peanut butter cup at the beginning of your work shift.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:31 by Nate Comments (0)  


   messageicon Censorship is █ very ██████ █████ in █████ ██████...
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:23 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon realized my third grade teacher lied to me... I never use cursive...
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:18 Comments (2)  


   messageicon a master at mixed martial arts and crafts...
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:17 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon singing , , , , , chameleon ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:13 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't hear you over the sound of how Epic I am.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:09 by Joser Comments (0)  




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