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   messageicon The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
←Rate | 09-23-2013 11:37 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nudist Camp sign: "Sorry, Clothed for Winter".
←Rate | 01-06-2010 14:12 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter trees at sunset have the look of a lonely old man realizing there will be no visitors today.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:29 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry your winter coat is getting more action than you are this spring.
←Rate | 04-08-2016 16:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon one good thing about snow is it covers up the dog poo so your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 02-10-2012 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared, Are you all OK?
←Rate | 01-12-2011 19:46 by shoesy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, snow days cost $100 and only lasted a few hours...
←Rate | 01-28-2011 00:18 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 07:28 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the snow so much, I want to build a snowman just so I can punch it in its face.......
←Rate | 01-12-2012 09:15 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've gotten too much snow lately. Everywhere outside it looks whiter than the audience at a Toby Keith concert!
←Rate | 02-10-2011 23:21 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pu**y is like snow. It's fun to play with, you never know when it's gonna come & only some of it is clean enough to eat..
←Rate | 12-28-2011 17:44 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, It's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons. you wouldn't by chance have the phone number of your hot cousin Summer?
←Rate | 12-23-2010 15:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are at DefCon 2. Snow has been forecasted in the area. A whole 1-3 inches. Yes, there is panic.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 05:10 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which dwarf is Kristen Stewart playing in this new Snow White movie? Her face makes me think it's Sleepy.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope Walmart isn't out of winter white flipflops...
←Rate | 10-15-2012 14:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEWS FLASH: After watching video of this huge North East Snow Storm.... Al Sharpton has called an emergency meeting with his act up idiot group because the storm is...... ALL WHITE...... film at 11....
←Rate | 01-26-2015 16:03 by JohnnyPasta Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...
←Rate | 01-07-2014 19:53 by styles Comments (1)  


   messageicon Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn fb into all nipples by Dec 21st.
←Rate | 12-04-2010 13:16 Comments (0)  



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