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   messageicon you can call me "Han" cause I've been solo for so long now
←Rate | 05-04-2014 16:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon friends are like boobs...some are real, some are fake...sometimes its hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones
←Rate | 12-22-2010 01:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the boss keeps talking about a company 401 k ..... I don't think I can run that far
←Rate | 03-30-2015 22:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Steve jobs invented the MAC computer, does that make him the original "Mac Daddy"?
←Rate | 11-15-2012 00:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon in England, "pounds" are money....im not fat, I'm rich
←Rate | 09-25-2013 21:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a friend's kid accidentally stuck their cat in the dryer. my friend was all sad about it so I sung the sad song....soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.....the song didn't help at all
←Rate | 03-09-2014 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the song "100 bottles of beer on the wall"...most not be much alcohol in them if you can keep track of 100 beers you've drank
←Rate | 07-02-2012 23:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if i'm not funny, amusing, or entertaining in any way there is no refund
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i keep getting all these popups...if this lasts 4 hours, I'm gonna have to visit WebMD
←Rate | 02-23-2013 02:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon an earthquake on valentines night....somewhere someone thinks they were great in bed to their lover for a perfect ending on the holiday
←Rate | 02-14-2014 23:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the dentist says I need a crown. I'm like "I know, right? "
←Rate | 11-09-2018 04:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget senior discounts..Oj can get free stuff just buy saying something like "I'd kill to have some coffee right now"
←Rate | 07-25-2017 21:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this new "space force" we're going to have....will basic training include making the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
←Rate | 06-20-2018 03:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pro tip....today invest in buying Energizer & Duracell stocks
←Rate | 02-14-2017 00:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when idiots do the "Tide pod challenge" & a friend records it, are they POD casting?
←Rate | 01-24-2018 00:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon every toddler is just a mini version of Jack Skellington... "what's this, what's this"
←Rate | 08-05-2019 13:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon people worry about their "summer body" but I've been working on my "winter weight" for years
←Rate | 09-04-2019 07:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon idk who "go round" is but all the kids on the playground want to marry her
←Rate | 12-03-2019 21:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see all these zoom video chat conferences, I think of the opening scene of "The Brady Bunch"
←Rate | 04-15-2020 15:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon where's the CTRL, ALT and DELETE buttons on life?
←Rate | 04-14-2016 01:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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