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   The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs

   Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a huge gap of information.

   Easter falls on 4/20 this year...... Easter Bunny is going to have completely different grass in his basket!

   I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today

   Next Easter falls on 4/20. If that's not a sign from God that weed should be legalized, I don't know what is.

   What's with these atheists getting all snarky on us believers on Easter. We didn't give them a hard tome on April Fool's Day.

   Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3

   May all your beans be jelly and may no bunny poop in your basket.

   I don't care what people say, Little Bunny Foo Foo was a bully to field mice!!!

   Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..

   ChrEasters people who only go to church on Christmas & Easter

   Sunday is looking like a category "1 box of wine" nor'easter.

   Fun fact: Easter is April 1st. The last time Easter was on April 1st was in 1956. And the next time willbe 2029.

   Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.

   My favorite Easter tradition is when Uncle Gary starts giving everyone Stone Cold Stunners a half hour after the deviled eggs are gone.

   if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays

   Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.

   Hoping the easter bunny leaves me some eggs the egg hoarders didn't get this year.

   I just know my co-workers will be really surprised when they find the Easter Eggs I left them in their office........ in the far right corner........ behind the file cabinet marked records from 1989.

   Easter is the most American holiday because it converts the resurrection of Jesus into the eating of chocolate.