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   messageicon ChrEasters people who only go to church on Christmas & Easter
←Rate | 04-08-2012 12:48 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 16:26 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.
←Rate | 04-19-2014 13:42 by Johnny\'s Comments (2)  


   messageicon Ahh the Sunday after Easter... Catholics forgot where church was already, see you at Christmas!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 12:40 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, so Christmas has just started. I guess it's time to start buying Easter decorations!
←Rate | 11-27-2011 16:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids, watch out for Obama supporters! They'll take half your Easter eggs and give it to the kids who were too lazy to hunt for their own.........
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:22 by bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sunday is looking like a category "1 box of wine" nor'easter.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon volunteering at the nursing home today, she's hiding false teeth instead of Easter eggs for the Easter hunt.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I typed an essay in Word about a concerned Bugs Bunny. I then saved it as 'Whats Up.doc'
←Rate | 04-05-2011 05:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter is the most American holiday because it converts the resurrection of Jesus into the eating of chocolate.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 09:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just know my co-workers will be really surprised when they find the Easter Eggs I left them in their office........ in the far right corner........ behind the file cabinet marked records from 1989.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says Easter like making deviled eggs while hungover
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon News update! "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"
←Rate | 05-21-2009 03:18 by JonathanMC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs. Happy Easter!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 07:59 by Val Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the Easter Bunny leaves you Jelly Beans, don't eat the brown ones.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 17:36 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......
←Rate | 04-24-2011 06:21 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:50 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 16:34 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coworkers, let me know if you'd like to join me for lunch at my desk eating discounted Easter chocolate.
←Rate | 04-04-2016 02:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does the Easter Bunny hide it's eggs?...Cuz it doesn't want anyone to know it's having sex with a chicken.
←Rate | 04-07-2012 18:49 by Bryan W Comments (0)  



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