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   messageicon Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:42 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon May all your beans be jelly and may no bunny poop in your basket.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 02:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care what people say, Little Bunny Foo Foo was a bully to field mice!!!
←Rate | 06-05-2013 21:26 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:09 by Bob Comments (2)  


   messageicon ChrEasters people who only go to church on Christmas & Easter
←Rate | 04-08-2012 12:48 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sunday is looking like a category "1 box of wine" nor'easter.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fun fact: Easter is April 1st. The last time Easter was on April 1st was in 1956. And the next time willbe 2029.
←Rate | 03-23-2018 23:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 07:53 by Choosejoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite Easter tradition is when Uncle Gary starts giving everyone Stone Cold Stunners a half hour after the deviled eggs are gone.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 16:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 16:26 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter is the most American holiday because it converts the resurrection of Jesus into the eating of chocolate.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 09:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahh the Sunday after Easter... Catholics forgot where church was already, see you at Christmas!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 12:40 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, so Christmas has just started. I guess it's time to start buying Easter decorations!
←Rate | 11-27-2011 16:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.
←Rate | 04-19-2014 13:42 by Johnny\'s Comments (2)  


   messageicon volunteering at the nursing home today, she's hiding false teeth instead of Easter eggs for the Easter hunt.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I typed an essay in Word about a concerned Bugs Bunny. I then saved it as 'Whats Up.doc'
←Rate | 04-05-2011 05:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just know my co-workers will be really surprised when they find the Easter Eggs I left them in their office........ in the far right corner........ behind the file cabinet marked records from 1989.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids, watch out for Obama supporters! They'll take half your Easter eggs and give it to the kids who were too lazy to hunt for their own.........
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:22 by bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says Easter like making deviled eggs while hungover
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:41 Comments (0)  




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