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   messageicon What's with these atheists getting all snarky on us believers on Easter. We didn't give them a hard tome on April Fool's Day.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 11:35 Comments (2)  


   messageicon May all your beans be jelly and may no bunny poop in your basket.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 02:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite Easter tradition is when Uncle Gary starts giving everyone Stone Cold Stunners a half hour after the deviled eggs are gone.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 16:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care what people say, Little Bunny Foo Foo was a bully to field mice!!!
←Rate | 06-05-2013 21:26 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:09 by Bob Comments (2)  


   messageicon ChrEasters people who only go to church on Christmas & Easter
←Rate | 04-08-2012 12:48 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 07:53 by Choosejoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 16:26 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.
←Rate | 04-19-2014 13:42 by Johnny\'s Comments (2)  


   messageicon Ahh the Sunday after Easter... Catholics forgot where church was already, see you at Christmas!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 12:40 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, so Christmas has just started. I guess it's time to start buying Easter decorations!
←Rate | 11-27-2011 16:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids, watch out for Obama supporters! They'll take half your Easter eggs and give it to the kids who were too lazy to hunt for their own.........
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:22 by bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sunday is looking like a category "1 box of wine" nor'easter.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon volunteering at the nursing home today, she's hiding false teeth instead of Easter eggs for the Easter hunt.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter is the most American holiday because it converts the resurrection of Jesus into the eating of chocolate.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 09:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I typed an essay in Word about a concerned Bugs Bunny. I then saved it as 'Whats Up.doc'
←Rate | 04-05-2011 05:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just know my co-workers will be really surprised when they find the Easter Eggs I left them in their office........ in the far right corner........ behind the file cabinet marked records from 1989.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says Easter like making deviled eggs while hungover
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon News update! "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"
←Rate | 05-21-2009 03:18 by JonathanMC Comments (0)  


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