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   messageicon Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right
←Rate | 11-25-2014 16:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!
←Rate | 11-25-2014 08:11 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:02 by derfmeister Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is the American version of running with the bulls
←Rate | 11-24-2014 11:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one hoping that grand jury decision in Ferguson Missouri lines up with my black Friday shopping plans?
←Rate | 11-24-2014 08:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.
←Rate | 11-22-2014 08:39 by @mykelhawk Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's only October 17th and I'm already sick of seeing anything regarding black friday .. seriously people have you no respect?? its african-american friday, dammit!
←Rate | 10-17-2014 16:05 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Possible "Breaking Amish" sequels:.. #1:Friday Night Without Lights... #2:That 1870's Show... #3:The Big Barn Theory...#4:Not-Modern Family
←Rate | 09-26-2014 19:12 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe I'm just lazy or unimaginative or something, but if I had a time machine I'd probably just go forward to Friday to get this week over with.
←Rate | 09-09-2014 08:20 by Lip Rippin Rooster Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."
←Rate | 08-19-2014 06:17 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon SILF - Sorry Liver Its Friday
←Rate | 06-27-2014 07:36 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Anywhere in the word that is UTC-5 or less will get a full moon on Friday, Sept. 13 2019. So the next one isn't 2049..... Just sayin...
←Rate | 06-13-2014 12:48 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.
←Rate | 06-13-2014 07:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes today is the first full moon on a Friday the 13th in 14 years. The next will be October 13, 2049...blah blah blah #STFU
←Rate | 06-13-2014 01:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon October 13, 2000 was the last full moon on Friday the 13th. The next will be October 13, 2049. Check your facts SULLY.
←Rate | 06-12-2014 15:51 Comments (3)  


   messageicon The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.
←Rate | 05-09-2014 08:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
←Rate | 04-30-2014 14:24 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Good Friday is Nun.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 03:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Asked coworker what she was going tonight? She replied, drinking. I meant for Good Friday. She said dont worry, I'll pour one out for him.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 09:10 by S Comments (0)  


   messageicon Corporate says we are having a half day at work today for 'April Day'. It's 2014, we can't even say Good Friday anymore? Society.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 09:10 Comments (0)  




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