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   messageicon Great another "stand your ground" case ut of Florida....... We all know if you wanna kill someone go to Florida and do it!
←Rate | 02-12-2014 19:49 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, Peyton..... Choking is cover under the obamacare! -Mr President
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:25 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Papa johns gonna make a killing either way when all the munches starts setting in!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:29 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey broncos, puff puff pass time in the second half!..... Meanwhile at the Seahawks side...Sherman-"you know how I get when I get da munchies!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:21 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon When are they gonna start smoking marijuana?
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:14 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon First jokess are in..... Why did the referee forget to ask the teams head or tails before the coin toss?.....stay tune!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:34 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every since we got a Handicap permit, It's like everybody got one and I can't never find Handicap parking Now.
←Rate | 01-31-2014 17:28 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Im not sure if I actually have some free time on my hands, or if I'm just forgetting to come up with a really good posst?
←Rate | 01-31-2014 17:24 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shyt together by the time I was the age I am now!
←Rate | 01-31-2014 17:00 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just heard two fat b*** tches fighting over a seat on the bus. one 60yrs, standing the other with kids sitting down. It wasnt annoying until I realized they was both fighting and screamin at each other for the section with the handicap seat! Thx Obamacare
←Rate | 01-31-2014 14:52 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls be like, "choose me or either lose me"....... Like they the only females out there saying that!
←Rate | 01-29-2014 12:15 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inmates in Miami Beach can now tweet Justin Beiber and poke him on after his Face got booked!
←Rate | 01-23-2014 16:26 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since it was on of the most popular apps download and played in 2013.......Anyone knows when Candy Crush is sending us our W-2's???
←Rate | 01-23-2014 16:04 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you ever notice how everything in life just keeps shrinking? Even in the Hip-Hop world. It used to be 'Biggie Smalls, Big Pun, Fat Joe. Then it was lil jon, lil kim, liil wayne. 15yrs from now its gonig to be, 1PAC, BalemicBob, AtomMike, SpermSpewed!
←Rate | 01-14-2014 21:04 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon People, I'm late for everything!!! I would make the worst period.
←Rate | 01-14-2014 20:42 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Didn't realize their was alot of great looking women around here!" - Me hanging out at traffic school1
←Rate | 01-14-2014 20:36 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well the pilots of Southwest Airlines claiming Gov Christ Christie close the Rnuway, so they aint no where to go!
←Rate | 01-14-2014 20:24 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon WORK THIS WEEK??? - My MIND TELLING me NOOOOOoooo!!!, but my wallet telling me...dude You need more alcohol!!
←Rate | 01-02-2014 14:40 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Craziest superstition I ever heard - whatever you doing when the New Years come, that's gonna what you do for the rest of the year! So does anyone wanna go drinking with me on New Years?
←Rate | 12-19-2013 16:18 by Jitney Comments (0)  




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