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   messageicon Tomorrow is the end? Then I call "SHOTGUN"!!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:17 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor is always talking about the paranormal. Wonder what she will have to say when she finds out I put Mentos in the bird feeder and Diet Coke in the bird bath.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 22:24 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Better get a bigger spatula before you try flipping that on me!
←Rate | 05-09-2011 01:52 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like a dirty NASCAR driver removing the restrictor plate on my shower head!
←Rate | 05-06-2011 22:52 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am steaming the widows with my iron and writing the words "Please Help Me" just to see what the nosy neighbors will do.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 20:47 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can always tell when it is Senior Citizen Discount Day at the grocery near my house. All the blue parking spaces are double parked.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:47 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Should I still call a DR if I have a have an erection for more then 4 hrs but I have not taken anything???
←Rate | 05-01-2011 21:14 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I literary just saw a chicken cross the road. I want to stop and ask him "Why"?
←Rate | 04-26-2011 18:34 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know breast feeding a baby turtle is not as easy as they make it out to be!
←Rate | 03-25-2011 20:10 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Closest thing I ever got to a hug growing up, was the scientist picking up the test tube!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 15:13 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have a devil and an angel on our shoulders. Only problem is my devil has a gym membership!
←Rate | 03-21-2011 19:11 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was Home School Valedictorian!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 19:21 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"Your Status has expired. Please deposit $1.25". ~FB Meter Maid
←Rate | 03-06-2011 10:02 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She was gone as fast as rum cake at an AA meeting!
←Rate | 02-26-2011 17:36 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
←Rate | 02-21-2011 08:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When things in your life don't add up, use math. It solves problems!
←Rate | 02-16-2011 21:58 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon STALKERS meeting tonight at that secret spot! You know the one!!
←Rate | 02-12-2011 17:59 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG! I just had a full grown GOOSE poop on my windshield! Looks like I just got egged. Go back to Canada!
←Rate | 02-12-2011 15:44 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am most like a mushroom. I am a fungi!
←Rate | 02-05-2011 01:50 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dentist is smoking hot! I always ask for the lead vest, even though I don't need an X-Ray!
←Rate | 02-03-2011 16:49 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  




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