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   messageicon It's hard to be your prince charming when you'd rather just fool around with all 12 of the dwarves.
←Rate | 03-25-2014 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you suspect your man of cheating and you know where the "mystery" woman lives... drive by the house and if the WiFi connects you have your answer.
←Rate | 03-24-2014 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a lover of music and music has never betrayed me.
←Rate | 03-22-2014 12:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
←Rate | 03-22-2014 03:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow I love how your face is 5 shades darker than your neck
←Rate | 03-09-2014 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks back and change batteries in smoke alarms.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 23:01 by BEGO Comments (3)  


   messageicon When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuc& you, though.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I give up on life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as FREE FOOD.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon X says Well, it's easy to tell I'm single. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
←Rate | 03-07-2014 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
←Rate | 03-07-2014 20:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the Harlem Shake? I think we can all agree that was really stupid.
←Rate | 03-06-2014 21:02 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.
←Rate | 03-06-2014 21:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend came over today and left his new laptop on the damn floor. My dad not knowing how old fashion he is thought it was a scale. Conclusion: My dad weighs 980.34$ dollars.
←Rate | 03-02-2014 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying "mother$ucker"
←Rate | 03-02-2014 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 Stages of Life: 1. Just a kid. 2. Don’t want to be a kid. 3. Afraid you’re still a kid. 4. Definitely not a kid. 5. Wish you were a kid.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say “YOLO”, I say “YADA”. You’re A Dumb As%.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a K9 sheriff car with a bumper sticker that said got dope?
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, “Damn That’s how I want you to do it.”
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The easiest way to keep people from getting involved in your personal problems is to not post them on the internet.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon DOCTORS WRITING: "﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏." HOW I SEE IT: "∮₪₮₩£." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Damn Aspirin."
←Rate | 02-16-2014 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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