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   messageicon If a girl stabs you with a knife on the first date… How many days should you wait to ask her out again???
←Rate | 02-09-2012 22:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Condoms DO NOT guarentee safe sex anymore... A FB friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's Husband...
←Rate | 02-09-2012 22:22 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentine's Day: Dinner for two - $80, Dessert - $20, Flowers - $50, Gold Necklace - $250, Bottle of French Champagne - $100, Godiva Strawberry Chocolates - $60… Look on his face after she says - “I'm on a period…” PRICELESS!!!
←Rate | 02-09-2012 18:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still haven't heard Obama or GOP candidates say anything about getting rid of Jersey Shore or deporting Justin Bieber back to Canada…
←Rate | 02-08-2012 18:37 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I get old, I don't want people thinking, "what a sweet old grandpa..." I want them to worry - "I hope he is not armed with AK 47..."
←Rate | 02-08-2012 18:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:10 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. All you do is play games...
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:09 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it...
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:01 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never reject anybody in your life, because good people give us happiness and bad people give us experience. Both are essential in life!
←Rate | 02-07-2012 08:58 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of problems would disappear if people talked to each other more than talking about each other.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 08:57 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:31 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may not be the best, but I'm definitely not like the rest!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:29 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:26 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:24 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must need glasses because everywhere I look, people seem to have two faces!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon What Woodstock 1969 tought us is that life isn`t about waiting for the storm to pass, it`s about learning to dance in the rain...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some women should realize that they've lost the moon while trying to count the stars…
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:21 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don`t like something, change it. If you can`t change it, change your attitude. Don`t complain...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:20 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend: "Your phone`s ringing." Me: "Yeah, phones do that..."
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:18 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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