Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   What's it called again??? Oh Yeah, BOOZE!!!

   I got 99 problems, and "Honey Boo Boo" tops the list!!!

   kind of liking the new ads on Facebook!! said by no one...

   why did I never realize a mustache is just a mouthbrow...

   I bought the wife a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel...

   I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend…until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a parking lot...

   Fast forward to the drive-thru one...

   You know you had a good night when you go to the bathroom the next morning and get the full effect of all the stool softener you drank...

   The difference between people with tattoos and those without is, people with tattoos don't judge those without...

   My friend said, "Dude, i'm drunk, call me a cab." I handed him a beer and said, "You're a cab." (true story)

   Can't believe i've made it all week without stabbing anyone in the neck with a pencil...

   Merry Hammered People!!!! I'm Christmas!!!!

   It's only a matter of time before the red, squiggly line disappears from the word Gangnam ...

   ... This is Lawrence, Kansas... Is there anybody out there?... Anybody at all?

   It's so cool you can make Facebook PINK!!! said by no one, ever.

   Times are short and Money is hard... Here's Your Effin Christmas Card!!!

   I wonder why George Bailey never told Mr. Potter to just SUCK IT...

   thankful my kids taught me how to Copy and Paste...

   Am I the only one in Crocks?

   Not sure if I slept or just drifted into a brief coma... can't explain this taste in my mouth either.