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   messageicon My Homeless Sign Would Say "I Bet You $10 That You'll Read This"
←Rate | 09-25-2012 22:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry
←Rate | 09-23-2012 01:15 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've all met a child that makes us realize 'child abuse' began for a reason..
←Rate | 09-21-2012 11:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like this gun is magic.
←Rate | 09-21-2012 11:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies.. Yall had 7 months to get mentally prepared for Football Season. We dealt with yall Loser Wives shows all year!
←Rate | 09-21-2012 01:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chicks piss on dudes all the time and call it squirting, so why was R. Kelly frowned upon...
←Rate | 09-20-2012 23:26 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho
←Rate | 09-19-2012 00:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon We'll be corporate slaves in no time… if we vote for Rom ney 2012
←Rate | 09-17-2012 20:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Citizen, please stand still while your government tear-gasses you. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
←Rate | 09-17-2012 20:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any Woman that keeps her Kid from they Father is a Dead Beat mother too!!!
←Rate | 09-16-2012 02:45 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Democracy comes from the word demos, meaning mob a mob in the street is a demos. Ocracy means rule,ur welcome
←Rate | 09-08-2012 02:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon People Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Ins tagram
←Rate | 09-04-2012 13:41 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? "It's open."
←Rate | 09-02-2012 00:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Highways need 4 lanes per side. A Nascar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 10:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Between every cigarette that I smoke, I quit smoking.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 01:26 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at let's get divorced.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 01:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Creates an imaginary girlfriend. She just wants to be friends.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 00:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I loveee how my iPhone looks without a case but it's too risky......
←Rate | 08-30-2012 23:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 23:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "BasketBall Wives" = A bunch of ungrateful hoes.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 01:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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