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   messageicon A Blonde was asked what her password was and she said ''MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento''....When asked why such a long password she replied ''Well Hello! It has 8 characters and at least one Capital!!''
←Rate | 07-24-2012 11:09 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's all fun and games til you lose your wifi..........ok, wife!
←Rate | 07-24-2012 10:01 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!
←Rate | 07-24-2012 09:27 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't post this status somebody else made it happen!!!
←Rate | 07-24-2012 09:18 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!
←Rate | 07-24-2012 08:21 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chick-fil-a has been taking alot of heat for it's stance against Same Sex Marriage! To show they are progreesing with trhe times,they I'll be releasing a new food item today. The ''Chick on Chick'' Sandwich!
←Rate | 07-24-2012 06:44 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I buy a box of condoms I always look the cashier in the eyes and say ''Where's your fitting room?!''
←Rate | 07-23-2012 21:35 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon ''If all Men are created equal, where's the rest of your Pen!s?!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 13:50 by Abraham lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Jerry Sandusky is still screwing kids(players) at Penn State even after he's gone!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 12:59 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is a scientific fact that the gravatational pull of a woman's cleavage on a man's eyes is too strong to be fought!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 08:35 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon A paper boy said to a customer ''Mr Smith, I wish I had 20 customers like you!'' ''Wow thats ice to hear considering I never tip and always pay late.'' said Smith The paper boy said ''I know, that's why I'd like 20 customers like you, I have 150 right now
←Rate | 07-23-2012 08:11 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone seems Normal until you get to know them!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 07:56 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Avoid arguements about the toilet seat.........use the sink!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 07:55 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how little information I need on someone before I decide I don't like them!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 07:17 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I stop my car for you to walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knee's to chest b!tch , knee's to chest!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 07:15 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying you're ugly! I'm just saying you're a 12 pack away from being why type!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 07:13 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it is so impolite for people to sneak up on you while you are talking about them behind their back!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 07:11 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wsh mirrors, pictures, and what I think I look like would get together and agree on what I really look like!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 07:09 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage.........when dating goes way too far!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 07:07 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're a Lo$er if your mom wants you to help set-up things for your twins Surprise Birthday Party!!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 02:18 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  




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