trump Funny Status Messages

   If Donald Trump shot himself would his poll numbers shoot up?

   Trump's wife, Millenium would be the best First Lady ever...we never had a model in that position before.

   I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!

   If Trump becomes President of the United States ..... Will he rename the plane .... Hair Force One?

   "No one remembers who came in second, only losers" - 2013 Tweet from Donald Trump

   Did you know that Donald Trump likes Justin Bieber...

   I just heard that Bernie beat Hillary. This is getting out of hand! At least Donald Trump doesn't beat women!

   Donald Trump is proof of how dumb Americans have become.

   Welcome. Hi Americans! Donald Trump may become President of your country! If that happens, and you decide to get the hell out of there, may I suggest you moving to Cape Breton Island, Canada!

   Americans, fear not. If Donald Trump wins the upcoming U.S. election, Cape Breton Island is ready to welcome Americans looking for refuge in Canada.

   🎶Take me down to the Vatican City, Where Donald Trump is mean and the Pope is witty🎶

   I'll be betting on The Pope for the Pope vs. Trump showdown.

   what makes Trump a winner? He isn't Obama, isn't that enough for the rest of the world who had to suffer through 8 years of hell to celebrate?

   I can't wait for Trump to start writing executive orders, payback's a b****

   Trump is the Kanye West of white folks.

   How can you say Trump is like Hitler, did you fondle both of their genitals?

   Trump is like the Charlie Sheen of the political world .... WINNING!

   Let's all hear Donald Trump's rendition to Adele's hit song "Hello".

   Make America Great Again! Deport Trump...

   Hillary and Trump already won. It's already been decided by the Illuminati and the lizard people from the center of the earth.