Joser Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'Joser': View All Messages
Page: 6 of 39

   messageicon not bitter. I'm just unsweetened...
←Rate | 04-22-2010 19:45 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks rock is dead. And paper killed it!
←Rate | 04-22-2010 19:46 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives...
←Rate | 04-22-2010 19:48 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks movies are ruining books since 1920.
←Rate | 04-22-2010 19:49 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves nerds 2² ever...
←Rate | 04-22-2010 19:49 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your dependence on oxygen is where our similarities end...
←Rate | 04-23-2010 13:27 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm picturing you naked right now. Airbrushed, Photoshopped and digitally enhanced, but totally naked...
←Rate | 04-23-2010 13:27 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon 30 minutes? I want to hear that from the pizza. Put the pizza on the phone!
←Rate | 04-23-2010 13:28 by Joser Comments (1)  


   messageicon FYI: If someone says "I'm game," you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your state and local hunting regulations though...
←Rate | 04-23-2010 13:29 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't even know how to spell anymore. I type the 1st half of the word and wait for auto correct to do the rest.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 13:30 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 13:30 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Semi-colons don't get enough credit. They should be re-branded as super-commas...
←Rate | 04-23-2010 13:31 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told you officer, I cut the a** out of the gorilla suit because they don't sell baboon costumes. No, I don't know who crapped on your car.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 13:33 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon If crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
←Rate | 04-23-2010 19:03 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 19:03 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon If this soo called God dwells inside of us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 19:06 by Joser Comments (4)  


   messageicon tried to join a Tourette's support group but they told me to piss off.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 19:30 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon My gf says I never listen to her (or something like that)
←Rate | 04-24-2010 12:44 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon working, and having short Facebook breaks... but is now on Facebook with short work breaks... much more fun!
←Rate | 04-24-2010 12:48 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a six pack which I wanna show off at the beach this summer it was too blady long in the fridge.
←Rate | 04-24-2010 12:49 by Joser Comments (0)  




[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left