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   messageicon Donald Trump said he could shoot someone and still win. Can someone tell me what is different between him and ISIS then?
←Rate | 01-26-2016 01:19 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Melania, Millenium, Malva.....I bet no one knows the name of Donald Trump's latest wife either.
←Rate | 01-26-2016 04:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump shot himself would his poll numbers shoot up?
←Rate | 01-29-2016 00:29 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump's wife, Millenium would be the best First Lady ever...we never had a model in that position before.
←Rate | 01-29-2016 01:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!
←Rate | 02-01-2016 11:59 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump becomes President of the United States ..... Will he rename the plane .... Hair Force One?
←Rate | 02-01-2016 16:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "No one remembers who came in second, only losers" - 2013 Tweet from Donald Trump
←Rate | 02-04-2016 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that Donald Trump likes Justin Bieber...
←Rate | 02-06-2016 18:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just heard that Bernie beat Hillary. This is getting out of hand! At least Donald Trump doesn't beat women!
←Rate | 02-09-2016 22:49 by Vaterpop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump is proof of how dumb Americans have become.
←Rate | 02-15-2016 23:57 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Welcome. Hi Americans! Donald Trump may become President of your country! If that happens, and you decide to get the hell out of there, may I suggest you moving to Cape Breton Island, Canada!
←Rate | 02-16-2016 14:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Americans, fear not. If Donald Trump wins the upcoming U.S. election, Cape Breton Island is ready to welcome Americans looking for refuge in Canada.
←Rate | 02-17-2016 14:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 🎶Take me down to the Vatican City, Where Donald Trump is mean and the Pope is witty🎶
←Rate | 02-19-2016 12:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be betting on The Pope for the Pope vs. Trump showdown.
←Rate | 02-19-2016 14:20 Comments (1)  


   messageicon what makes Trump a winner? He isn't Obama, isn't that enough for the rest of the world who had to suffer through 8 years of hell to celebrate?
←Rate | 02-21-2016 06:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for Trump to start writing executive orders, payback's a b****
←Rate | 02-24-2016 08:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is the Kanye West of white folks.
←Rate | 02-25-2016 11:56 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can you say Trump is like Hitler, did you fondle both of their genitals?
←Rate | 02-25-2016 15:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is like the Charlie Sheen of the political world .... WINNING!
←Rate | 02-26-2016 08:18 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Let's all hear Donald Trump's rendition to Adele's hit song "Hello".
←Rate | 02-28-2016 03:14 Comments (0)  



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