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   messageicon I'm following my dreams because I tried reality and that didn't work out so well.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 19:01 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closest I've come to Tebowing was that time I fell asleep on the toilet at work.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 19:01 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making mental notes with a pen isn't very smart. I've got ink on my forehead now.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 19:05 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I see a fly on a plane, I'm amazed by the wisdom of that choice.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 19:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the internet you can be whoever you want. It's odd that so many choose to be stupid.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:04 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have chapters, in our lives, we don't want published. Be reminded though that it's those chapters which make the book worth reading.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:04 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I should come up with a plan B in case the murderer that breaks into my house figures out how to get this blanket off of me.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:05 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why I wear thick, fluffy socks: 1% Comfort 1% Warmth 98% Increased ability to slide across floor like a fricken ninja on an invisible surfboard
←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:05 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think I could be friends with anyone desperate enough to choose me as their emergency contact.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jacka$$es they were last year.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 16:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon People with a Bluetooth look like they're communicating with Douchebag Mission Control.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 09:40 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I started an Alcohol Free Diet today. So if its Free, I drink it.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 09:42 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yawning is the body's way of saying '10% Battery Remaining'.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 09:42 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful who you call friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:29 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only person who thinks that Walmart is missing out on a major opportunity by not having a Golden Corral in all of their stores?
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:30 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alanis Morissette should have had one hand in her pocket, and the other one Googling the correct usage of the word ironic.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:31 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people call me as I'm about to use my phone and I accidentally answer it.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 14:26 by hihuggiehi Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dont shake the whore tree and expect an angel to fall out of it.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 14:27 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I changed the name of my WiFi to 'Hack if you can'. Today it was called 'Challenge Accepted'
←Rate | 01-28-2012 14:27 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you pay a 55-year-old chain-smoking divorcee named Babs to sit nearby and drink beer, Wii Bowling gets a lot more realistic.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 08:07 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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