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   messageicon Weight loss tip: Do not eat to make yourself happy. Have sex instead!
←Rate | 08-18-2013 11:46 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t trust people who smile at 8AM on Mondays…
←Rate | 10-25-2013 16:20 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was so cold this morning, I actually saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets...
←Rate | 01-06-2014 20:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pro-choice on every social issue...Simply because it is none of my business how others choose to live their lives. We're only responsible on decisions we make.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 19:15 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record...
←Rate | 07-02-2014 19:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst sanction on Vladimer Putin from USA: if we send Justin Bieber to Russia!
←Rate | 07-11-2014 10:22 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Ukraine vacation packages are being steeply discounted...
←Rate | 08-11-2014 15:57 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, for the first time in history - France did not surrender!! They actually fought!
←Rate | 01-09-2015 17:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie, have some drinks, talk" and actually watch a movie, chat and drink, then you're a failure as a man…
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:26 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Arab neighbor shaking a carpet from a 6th floor balcony... I called him out: "What’s up Ahmed, won't it start?" ‪#‎JeSuisCharlie‬
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:31 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do gay people celebrate February 14th as the Vaseline Day???
←Rate | 01-14-2015 06:56 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Koran has been remixed more times than Madonna.
←Rate | 01-16-2015 20:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If two Chocolate bars are stuck together it counts as one - so shut up please!
←Rate | 01-18-2015 06:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.
←Rate | 10-30-2015 06:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you put ISIS and your mother-in-law together all you going to see is pure f**king evil...
←Rate | 12-18-2015 05:28 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to change the world, do it while you're single... Once you're married, you can't even change a f**king TV channel...
←Rate | 02-18-2016 04:53 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Syria, Raqqa 5-Star Al-Aladin VIP vacation packages are being steeply discounted....
←Rate | 02-19-2016 16:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girl got naked and asked me to "Show her a good time." So I showed her Facebook pics of me with my friends the night before...
←Rate | 02-25-2016 17:51 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't come to my door wanting to talk about Jehova sh*t... I don't come to your door wanting to talk about Bernie Sanders do I?
←Rate | 03-11-2016 05:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hard to believe I once had a phone ATTACHED TO A WALL. It did not have Bluetooth, you could not take selfies on it or send any text messages... Even worse! When it rang I'd pick it up WITHOUT KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING. Amazing I'm still alive!
←Rate | 03-18-2016 06:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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