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   messageicon Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 16:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Independent women throw your hands in the air!!!! Whooooooo! Ok now put your hands down and go do some dishes.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 08:53 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never banng a blakc chikk, not 'cause I'm rasis it's just that I'm more of a "run my fingers through her hair" kinda guy.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 15:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 16:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 00:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎#<( '-'< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >'-' )># but then I was like, ( >'#'< ) I'm hungry ( >'-'< ) so I ate it."
←Rate | 01-14-2012 00:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What food decreases a women's sex drive faster than anything else? Wedding cake
←Rate | 01-15-2012 16:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went over to my hippie neighbor's house and asked for a pot holder, and he came out with a sandwich bag. Note to self: New best friend
←Rate | 01-15-2012 17:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 18:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like you've never tried using the Force to reach the remote.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 14:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most best things in life can't be seen or touched....at least that's what the restraining order says.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 09:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon that feeling of brotherhood when someone post the same status as you ,but know one like it cuz you posted it first
←Rate | 01-18-2012 13:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting stoned and trying to load the dishwasher is like real life Tetris.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 17:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know some fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time…” Others begin with “If elected, I promise…”
←Rate | 01-19-2012 15:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:51 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 12:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon In hindsight, allowing girls into our treehouse would have been a great idea.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 20:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish there was a 'Build-a-Girlfriend'.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 12:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I'm in line and someone is taking too long I look around and think "Is this where I wan't to start my mass murdering spree?"
←Rate | 01-23-2012 16:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a nobody and getting your head pumped up by a bunch of other nobodys does NOT make you a somebody. 0 + 0 is still 0...Just FYI...
←Rate | 01-24-2012 10:19 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


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