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   messageicon When the world kicks you when you're down, breaks its legs.
←Rate | 06-08-2010 18:04 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm Tom Bodett of Motel 6, we'll leave the Lysol on for ya"
←Rate | 06-08-2010 18:05 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Something women would NEVER say: "This diamond is too big"
←Rate | 06-08-2010 18:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the police and medical shows taking over primetime TV, you figured one could skip all of college to be in the field of criminal justice and medical.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 07:39 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police and doctors are fun to watch on TV. Just look at all the shows. In reality, its not as fun when they all watch you. You either done something wrong or something wrong has been done to you.
←Rate | 06-15-2010 18:41 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
←Rate | 06-16-2010 22:26 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
←Rate | 06-16-2010 22:28 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
←Rate | 06-16-2010 22:28 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon and (number) other friends doesn't need to change their profile pictures.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 15:30 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon a single father of about 4 million kids swimming around fighting to make it to their mother's egg
←Rate | 06-20-2010 23:01 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many damn vampire movies and shows has there been since Dracula up until Twilight Saga?.....Somewhere between the number of 40 and overkill of film.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 17:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't tell God how big your problems are, tell your problems how big your God is.
←Rate | 06-28-2010 05:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!
←Rate | 07-06-2010 01:44 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when TV was free?
←Rate | 07-13-2010 18:46 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the time when Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles. Super Nintendo, Sega Genisis, the ORIGINAL Nickelodeon, Saturday morning cartoons. and recess made you a real kid back then.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 18:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why.....do the best-looking cars have the dumbest drivers
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:33 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You've been backstabbed, rejected, unwanted, abandoned, betrayed, tricked, lied to, ridiculed, cheated on, heartbroken, defeated, and said NO to all your life...Did it kill you? Of course not...just made you stronger. USE IT.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 19:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how people get easily buzzed about the new iphone and droid phones. Meanwhile, China and Japan are sitting back laughing at us with their better (possible) 5G phones.
←Rate | 07-22-2010 15:25 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people find themselves spending more time on their ex's FB page more then they spent time on their ex period.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 14:10 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon When is the excessive use of the word 'swagg' going to die already. Getting tired of hearing it in every rap song. Bad enough people don't even know the true meaning of it.
←Rate | 08-19-2010 15:14 by Danmanz Comments (0)  




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