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   messageicon You failed me when I needed you the most... stupid cell phone!!
←Rate | 10-03-2010 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents say alcohol is your enemy, God says love your enemy.......
←Rate | 10-03-2010 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people should come with subtitles.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate mosquitoes!!! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn...
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Poke me again, and I will stab you.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of telling everybody what color is your damn bra, put 2 bucks in the freaking can at the shopping center if you really want to help people with breast cancer, for Christ's sake!! Stop talking on facebook and give money!
←Rate | 10-05-2010 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon guys can go 5 years without seeing eachother and reunite with a handshake and small talk...girls can't go 5 minutes without seeing eachother and reuinite with screaming, jumping around, and hugs...
←Rate | 10-12-2010 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them
←Rate | 10-12-2010 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...
←Rate | 10-13-2010 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will always forgive you, I only want you to realize what you have done wrong.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull
←Rate | 10-13-2010 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I came up with a stupid status today, but I forgot what it was.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon its better to waste years waiting for the right person to come than to waste years regretting that you didnt
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never realize how annoying people are until you add them on facebook :)
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok now hey you stop poking you want sex..
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You don't marry the person you can live with...You Marry the person You cant live without!"
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? “Must be an earthquake.”
←Rate | 10-19-2010 00:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Killer in me is the Killer in you.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 00:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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