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   messageicon Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body, but men are so decent, polite and well-mannered that we only look at the remaining 10% that is covered..
←Rate | 03-18-2016 06:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEWS UPDATE: Donald J. Trump has dropped Mexico, China and Iran from his enemies list and added the 9th Circuit Court and Nordstrom.
←Rate | 02-09-2017 23:31 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend tellin me " Bro I wasn`t that drunk…." Me: “Dude you destroyed my gf's garden at 4:00AM while shouting and screaming "F**k Farmville!"
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:44 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was so cold this morning, I actually saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets...
←Rate | 01-06-2014 20:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best friends in life are those who stand behind you during bad times… To know who our best friends are, just look at your marriage photo album…
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder...
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:06 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are in very psychological relationship... Make sure (s)he's psycho and you're logical
←Rate | 04-10-2012 06:58 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever notice how most womens problems begin with men???
←Rate | 02-10-2012 07:16 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Koran has been remixed more times than Madonna.
←Rate | 01-16-2015 20:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 06:39 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you put ISIS and your mother-in-law together all you going to see is pure f**king evil...
←Rate | 12-18-2015 05:28 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Google: Please stop being like my crazy ex-gf. Kindly let me complete my sentence before you start to give me suggestions
←Rate | 05-17-2012 06:54 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Syria, Raqqa 5-Star Al-Aladin VIP vacation packages are being steeply discounted....
←Rate | 02-19-2016 16:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't think anyone loves you or cares about you, gimme me a call...I'll confirm that for you! (The Confirmation Service, 1-800-I-CONFIRM)
←Rate | 03-20-2012 19:37 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know some men got the craving for gold and silver. Others need lots of nice cars and thrill. And there're those that got the weakness for whiskey and women. When you boil it all down, what does a man really need? Just a smoke and a cup of coffee…
←Rate | 03-15-2012 16:43 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do gay people celebrate February 14th as the Vaseline Day???
←Rate | 01-14-2015 06:56 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon GF: My gynocolagist says I can't have sex for two weeks. BF: What did your dentist say?
←Rate | 05-21-2012 18:21 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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