XX-FOXY Funny Status Messages

   If you are in very psychological relationship... Make sure (s)he's psycho and you're logical

   Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever notice how most womens problems begin with men???

   Koran has been remixed more times than Madonna.

   LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!

   I'm beginning to understand why Syria, Raqqa 5-Star Al-Aladin VIP vacation packages are being steeply discounted....

   If you don't think anyone loves you or cares about you, gimme me a call...I'll confirm that for you! (The Confirmation Service, 1-800-I-CONFIRM)

   Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion

   I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

   Dick Cheney underwent a heart transplant operation??? Wow! That proves he did have heart in the first place...

   Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

   When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

   If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie, have some drinks, talk" and actually watch a movie, chat and drink, then you're a failure as a man…

   24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

   Seeking a meaningful, romantic and deep overnight relationship... PM inbox for details... P.S. With Gas price at $4.25 a gallon, I'm not coming over "just to chill"

   When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.

   Wow Justin Bieber still well and alive... Only in US and God Bless America! In most of countries, guys like him don't get to make it to sweet 16...

   You know it was a rough night when your iPhone X doesn't recognize your face in the morning...