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   messageicon i see dead people...but only when squinting
←Rate | 08-02-2011 20:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The last fight me and my wife had was whether Tommy Boy was an Awesome Movie or Super Awesome Movie!!!!!
←Rate | 04-11-2011 20:52 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon The Texas Rangers are half way to becoming the Buffalo Bills of the MLB
←Rate | 10-29-2011 20:43 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy Sh!t...Did Christina Aguilera get stung by a bee or something
←Rate | 11-20-2011 22:06 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have one rule, if you're going to have sex in a port-a-pot, do it early in the day!!!!
←Rate | 03-03-2011 21:22 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
←Rate | 02-10-2012 22:39 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that didn't know that Phyllis Diller was alive up to about an hour ago???
←Rate | 08-20-2012 22:32 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thankful that I have a job and can afford a nice Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas...and beer
←Rate | 11-20-2011 14:28 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon the state of Colorado has just converted it's time zone from Mountain time to .....TEBOW TIME!!!
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:22 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon listening to Neil Diamond Christmas music...Man when he sings I feel like he is getting ready to really kick someones a$$
←Rate | 12-28-2011 21:09 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon my buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said "any bar I walk into!!!"
←Rate | 07-29-2011 18:04 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon just told my kids about the Casey Anthiny verdict and that if they didn't shape up I was moving the family to Florida
←Rate | 07-06-2011 17:29 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pete Carroll Press Conference "I'm just here so I don't get fined"
←Rate | 02-01-2015 22:14 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon men would work much harder to help their women reach orgasm if they sounded like a pinball machine when they FINALLY reached it!!!
←Rate | 08-28-2011 20:20 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna go all Kazoo solo and Haiku Freestyle on the next person that says I'm not Gangsta!!!
←Rate | 10-07-2011 17:59 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna go out and make a difference in the life of America's youth tonight!!! There is a lot of teachable amounts in the champagn room
←Rate | 03-25-2011 07:53 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you have to ask how much that drink is, you probably shouldn't be drinking it
←Rate | 07-29-2011 18:12 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon At a time like this I wonder...What would Jimmy Buffett do???
←Rate | 08-26-2011 09:55 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else addicted to Pawn Stars because they misrerad the title the first time they turned it on???
←Rate | 07-21-2011 21:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police reports state that Aaron Hernandez is claiming Bill Belichick instructed him to destroy the surveillance tapes
←Rate | 06-21-2013 09:41 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  



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